Stinkin- A polite version of freakin. See also: flippin.
Dude did you see that guy in the yellow hoodie? He stinkin walked up to the teacher and kicked him in the stinkin face!
Mission goggles- A phenomenon that occurs with males who recently returned from serving 2-year missions for the Mormon church. While the mission goggles are still on, the young man sees every girl as a beloved daughter and indiscriminately appreciates the beauty in every young lady's heart as any righteous man would.
Mahonrimoriancomur still hasn't been able to take off his mission goggles. He says every girl he meets is a 10. Including that blonde from Humanities that is actually a guy with long hair.
Good heck/ Oh my heck- A way of profaning something deity-ish while still technically not breaking the Ten Commandments.
That brunette from Stats was easily a 9. That puts her in the upper 95.5th percentile, good heck.
Sass- The feminine version of sarcasm.
All hail the sass queen! ------->
Friendimony- To bear witness that you love your bffs in a very theological way.
It's supposed to be Fast and Testimony meeting, not Daft Friendimony meeting.
Freakin- What you say if you want to be edgy.
Brother Dummar gave me a freakin 31 on the exam, frik.
Flippin- Less edgy than freakin but more than stinkin.
These apartments are flippin nice, man!
Preemie; Pre-mi- A male who has not served a 2-year mission for the Mormon church. Often employed as part of a lamentation.
Tyler's so hot, smart, talented, funny, and perfect. If he weren't a preemie I would marry him on the spot.
Sketch-Sketchy- Having the quality of making an individual feel unsettled.
Dude I'm way sketched out by the taco bus.
DTR- Define the Relationship- The sometimes unpleasant talk in which each member of the relationship expresses his or her desires for the outcome of the relationship.
Bro, you need to stop jerking Yolanda around. You need to CTR and DTR.
Chastity line- The invisible line separating the front area of an apartment where members of the opposite sex may hang out, and the back part of the apartment where unsavory interactions are likely to take place.
Ironically, the only valid excuse for crossing the chastity line is to go to the one room of the apartment that involves taking your pants off (the bathroom).
Flee thee hence to the nether side of the chastity line, ye wicked succubus.
What? No, all I said is you aren't allowed to be back here. Relax, sassafrass.
