>If I knew nothing of ______, I would not know ______ exists.
>I am only allowed to claim that that things exist when I have knowledge about them.
>To claim that I know nothing of ______ requires knowledge about what ______ is.
>Therefore, knowledge is required to claim that there are things I have no knowledge about.
>Therefore, if I have enough knowledge about ______ to say that I know nothing about it, ______ no longer falls under the category of things I know nothing about.
>Therefore, to say that I, Tyler, know little of what can be known is to say that I know of everything that can be known.
>Thus, the most humble position for me to take is to say that the things I know are the only things that are true.
>If the things I know about are the only things that are true, I know everything.
>Arguing the opposite means I automatically claim to know things I do not know, which is arrogant.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Phrases you need to know to go to BYU-Idaho
Stinkin- A polite version of freakin. See also: flippin.
Dude did you see that guy in the yellow hoodie? He stinkin walked up to the teacher and kicked him in the stinkin face!
Mission goggles- A phenomenon that occurs with males who recently returned from serving 2-year missions for the Mormon church. While the mission goggles are still on, the young man sees every girl as a beloved daughter and indiscriminately appreciates the beauty in every young lady's heart as any righteous man would.
Mahonrimoriancomur still hasn't been able to take off his mission goggles. He says every girl he meets is a 10. Including that blonde from Humanities that is actually a guy with long hair.
Good heck/ Oh my heck- A way of profaning something deity-ish while still technically not breaking the Ten Commandments.
That brunette from Stats was easily a 9. That puts her in the upper 95.5th percentile, good heck.

Sass- The feminine version of sarcasm.
All hail the sass queen! ------->
Friendimony- To bear witness that you love your bffs in a very theological way.
It's supposed to be Fast and Testimony meeting, not Daft Friendimony meeting.
Freakin- What you say if you want to be edgy.
Brother Dummar gave me a freakin 31 on the exam, frik.
Flippin- Less edgy than freakin but more than stinkin.
These apartments are flippin nice, man!
Preemie; Pre-mi- A male who has not served a 2-year mission for the Mormon church. Often employed as part of a lamentation.
Tyler's so hot, smart, talented, funny, and perfect. If he weren't a preemie I would marry him on the spot.
Sketch-Sketchy- Having the quality of making an individual feel unsettled.
Dude I'm way sketched out by the taco bus.
DTR- Define the Relationship- The sometimes unpleasant talk in which each member of the relationship expresses his or her desires for the outcome of the relationship.
Bro, you need to stop jerking Yolanda around. You need to CTR and DTR.
Chastity line- The invisible line separating the front area of an apartment where members of the opposite sex may hang out, and the back part of the apartment where unsavory interactions are likely to take place.
Ironically, the only valid excuse for crossing the chastity line is to go to the one room of the apartment that involves taking your pants off (the bathroom).
Flee thee hence to the nether side of the chastity line, ye wicked succubus.
What? No, all I said is you aren't allowed to be back here. Relax, sassafrass.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
My extremely abrasive, controversial, and brilliant research paper
The Feminine Mystaque:
Second-Wave Feminism’s Contributions to Rising Rates of ADHD and Autism
Abstract
In the 1990s, diagnoses of the mental disorders ADHD and autism increased drastically. Several theories came forth to attempt to explain the disturbing increase. This paper explains how the social changes that resulted from the Second Wave of American Feminism contribute to these increasing rates. A mental disorder can be seen as a trait that is so disadvantageous, it inhibits a person from normal, independent functioning. This makes the diagnosis of a mental disorder subject to culture, since culture dictates which traits are embraced or rejected. ADHD and autism are comprised of extreme versions of male traits, and the elevation of women caused these traits to fall out of favor. This falling out of favor made day to day functioning difficult for those who possess those traits, leading those traits to now be identified as mental disorders. There may be actual changes in the prevalence of the traits in question, but such arguments have thus far failed to present comprehensive evidence demonstrating that changes in prevalence are responsible for the radical increase in diagnoses. Thus, a change in attitude toward masculine traits is the most reasonable explanation for increasing ADHD and autism rates.
Introduction
An unprecedented epidemic of mental disorders arose in the United States in the 1990s when diagnoses of ADHD and autism skyrocketed sevenfold in ten short years. This controversial phenomenon was far from the only issue gripping the American people- the Soviet Union was dissolving, the Gulf War raged, and global warming debates intensified. Women’s Rights activists made social changes at an unforeseen rate. An unexpected connection lies between the latter and the former- The social changes that resulted from the Second Wave of American Feminism significantly contributed to the puzzlingly high rates of ADHD and autism.
Background
The goals of the Feminist movement are fairly straightforward. The movement sought to eliminate inequality between men and women that had existed for millennia before. In both the public and private spheres, women sought greater influence in a culture they argued was geared against them. Unequivocally, they succeeded- politically, socially, educationally, and otherwise. While its precise outcomes vary in nature from case to case, each shares one common element- being a female no longer carried the disadvantages it always did. By the same coin, being a female was now more favorable than it ever was.
Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is a commonly diagnosed mental disorder that comes in two primary varieties. Inattentive, formerly known as Attention Deficit Disorder, or ADD, is characterized by inactivity and “spaceyness”. Hyperactive is characterized by constant movement and fidgeting. Those being the primary differences, both are characterized by the inability to focus attention for extended periods of time.
Autism is a mental disorder that varies in presentation and severity. Along with Asperger syndrome, the two form the majority of pervasive developmental disorders, or PDDs, which are referred to as autism in lay terms. PDDs are characterized by impaired social function and communication skills, resistance to changes in routine, and strong interest in non-social activities.
Beginning in the 1990’s, diagnostic rates of ADHD shot up dramatically. In 1970, an estimated 1.2% of schoolchildren were treated for ADHD. By 2007 estimates state up to 16% of schoolchildren received treatment (National Health Service, 2008). Autism rates have similarly skyrocketed. In 1996, 0.7 out of 1,000 children were diagnosed with autism. By 2007, that number multiplied nearly eightfold to an astounding 5.2 out of 1,000 (Wing, Potter, 2002). This unsettling rise in diagnoses has made the two disorders some of the most controversial social issues of the past decade and a multitude of opinions regarding the rise have arisen. Opinions range from claims that both disorders are inventions, to claims that that the actual prevalence of the diseases are higher than their diagnostic rates and they have been merely unaddressed in the past.
Psychological Illnesses
All mental disorders carry a unique quality- they reflect the culture they occur in. It is difficult to draw the line between a personality trait and a disease of the mind- the same trait in one culture may be seen as energetic curiosity, but it may be Bipolar disorder in another, for example. All mental disorders carry a universal qualifier- Does the trait hinder an individual from functioning normally in daily life? By this reasoning, any extreme personality trait may constitute a mental disorder. While any given personality trait is objectively definable, in order to achieve status as a mental disorder, the trait must be such a disadvantage to the individual that it hinders an individual from normal, independent functioning.
An individual’s capacity to function independently depends heavily upon the culture he or she lives in. A trait may be embraced and nurtured, or it may be discouraged and stigmatized. When the latter happens in sufficient magnitude, an individual is then hindered from living a typical life. How much a culture favors a personality trait can be known as trait favorability, or simply favorability.
This makes any such diagnosis subjective- the ability to function independently is entirely dependent upon the culture the individual lives in. Thus, if a culture changes, previously permissible traits would become accordingly disadvantageous. The influence of trait favorability is reflected in radically differing rates between different cultures. If cultural changes can be accurately tracked, changes in diagnoses of mental disorders can be independently predicted. Thus, two main factors can be said to contribute to the diagnosis of a mental disorder: the trait and its favorability.
Autism
Autism is a mental disorder characterized by impaired communication and socialization, preoccupation with organization and categorizing, and an overall delay in normal childhood development. Most autistic individuals are males- approximately four males are diagnosed for every one female. Not surprisingly, most components of autism have been shown to be distinctly masculine traits that occur commonly in non-autistic males, only lesser in magnitude. Such a hypothesis has been formulated, called the “extreme male brain theory” of autism (Baron-Cohen, S., et al, 2005).
By numerous metrics, males have demonstrated a preference for “systemizing” over “empathizing”. That is, males show stronger interest in “systems”, which are defined as anything that follows rules, which are defined as repeating, lawful patterns. This is contrasted to empathizing, which is defined as the drive to identify a person’s thoughts and feelings and to respond with an appropriate emotion (Baron-Cohen, S, et al, 2005).
Figure 1 illustrates the alarming rise in autism diagnoses from 1996 to 2007. Such a statistic raises the question of whether the increase is due to an actual increase in the prevalence of the traits that comprise autism, or if it is the result of a change in those traits’ favorability.
Figure 1. Autism diagnoses per 1,000 children in the United States (Wing, Potter, 2002)
ADHD
ADHD is a mental disorder characterized by either “spaceyness” (Inattentive subtype) or hyperactivity (Hyperactive subtype), and a marked inability to focus for extended periods of time. Diagnostic rates vary greatly from region to region, ranging from 2-16% of schoolchildren (Rader, McCauley, Callen, 2009). Boys with ADHD outnumber girls four to one (Singh, 2008).
Several researchers have used neuroimaging, or brain scan studies to correlate ADHD with marked differences in brain anatomy and activity. Castellanos found that ADHD brains were smaller in volume than non-ADHD brains, with a proportionally greater reduction in volume in the left pre-frontal cortex, which has been independently established to play a role in “executive functioning” (1996). Executive functioning is the “master” function that coordinates the utilization of all other cognitive functions, and without this coordination an individual becomes impulsive and disinhibited. Bruhn found differences in the level of neurotransmitter activity in certain regions of the brain, namely the striatum, which is implicated in advance planning (1989). Zametkin found that ADHD patients had lower dopamine levels across the board (1986). All these differences are accountable by the known differences between male and female brains. A hyperactive state is thought to be an evolutionary adaptation that is “left over” from ancestors who hunted animals to survive (Hartmann, 1995). Males mature later than females in most aspects of development. The left prefrontal cortex is no exception, and it takes several more years to fully develop in males than in females, possibly accounting for its reduced size found in ADHD patients (Garn, 1992) and the subsiding of ADHD into adulthood in approximately 40% of childhood cases (Valdizan, 2009).
Feminism: Second-Wave
The American Second-Wave Feminist movement was a broad and powerful movement that sought to increase women’s influence in nearly every layer of the American culture. While disputes among Feminists were often greater than their disputes with the culture they sought to change, all proponents argued that men unjustly exercised control over women in a variety of ways. In spite of this internal tension, women were significantly empowered in the social, political, and educational spheres. The universal outcome of the movement was that womanhood was an unprecedentedly favorable trait.
Prior to the movement, traditional gender roles were strongly enforced. According to Woolf (1920), men took the roles of breadwinner and head of house, while women took the role of childrearing and homemaking. Men were expected to pursue careers that would provide for a comfortable standard of living for his wife and children. Women were expected to devote their time to home life. Men were portrayed as being more stoic, quick to express anger, easily overwhelmed by expressions of emotion, and driven to dominate. Women were portrayed as emotionally expressive, empathetic, sensitive, and passive.
Feminists saw these roles as subjugating and oppressive. In her 1963 book The Feminine Mystique, often credited with sparking the Second Wave of American Feminism, Betty Friedan argued that traditional gender roles and their accompanying stereotypes made women second-class citizens in a male-dominated culture by offering women no other role than wife and mother. She encouraged women to adopt roles in traditionally male-dominated areas, namely education and the workplace.
For these reasons, attempts were made to correct for the unequal treatment of women in education and the workplace. Numerous laws were passed requiring public educational institutions to admit certain amounts of women, or requiring companies to hire certain amounts of women. Accordingly, women entered the public sphere and found themselves in places of authority they had never previously found themselves in.
Argument
As previously discussed, a change in the favorability of a certain trait would alter diagnostic rates of disorders comprised of those traits. The Feminist movement empowered women, and accordingly, femininity increased in favorability. By the same token, masculinity decreased in favorability. Therefore, diagnostic rates of mental disorders comprised of masculine traits would increase accordingly-namely, ADHD and autism. The stigmatization of masculine traits to the point of diagnosing up to 16% of males as disabled brings in to question how much the Feminist movement actually resulted in elimination, rather than reversal, of prejudiced attitudes.
Opposing view
Some may take issue with the assumption that males and females have fundamentally different psychological traits. In fact a fundamental goal of the Feminist movement was to eliminate gender stereotypes. Unfortunately, the claim that gender plays no role in an individual’s traits is completely unsubstantiated by any empirical observation whatsoever. Differences between male and female brains are well documented, although the interpretation of those differences has been less than clear, such as Paul Broca’s hasty and unscientific conclusions about the inferiority of female intelligence.
The traits of autism are beginning to be accounted for by genetic studies. A number of genes found on the X chromosome have accounted for roughly 20% of its heritable component (Benvenuto, et al, 2009). The fact that it is found on the X chromosome explains why it is such a distinctly male trait- males have one X and one Y chromosome, whereas females have two X chromosomes. What this means is in order for a female to have a trait, the same version of the gene must be found on both X chromosomes, while males only require one copy on the X chromosome. It is much less likely for an individual to acquire two copies of the same gene rather than one, so males would therefore be much more likely to express the trait than females.
Opponents may further argue that gender-specific traits only arise because individuals are only ever expected to have those traits. This assertion certainly poses an interesting chicken-egg problem, but it in fact does not disprove anything. While the traits may have arisen out of societal expectation, the traits nonetheless exist, and their reality cannot be argued against. In the case that traits arise out of expectation, it would only further incriminate the Feminist movement by demonstrating that it failed to eliminate gender stereotypes, continued their enforcement, and reversed discrimination from female to male traits. That being said, there is no reason to believe that is the case.
It is possible for the increase in diagnoses to be the result of an actual increase in the prevalence of the traits, rather than the same traits being viewed in a different light. Such a change in the actual trait prevalence would require an unimaginably rapid shift in genetics- a rate that has yet to ever be observed, that is probably impossible. Currently, there is an utter lack of compelling evidence in favor. While this explanation remains a possibility, there is no reason to assume changes in the traits’ prevalence contribute significantly until more comprehensive evidence is presented.
Conclusion
The unsettling rises in ADHD and autism rates are sociological in origin. In accordance with the fallout of a movement centered on women, the American social and cultural environment geared itself toward women, making their defining traits more favorable. This increase in feminine favorability reduced the favorability of masculine traits, making those possessing such traits disadvantaged in a way they wouldn’t be were it not for the Feminist movement. This disadvantage made extreme versions of the trait amenable to being called a disorder because of their incapacitating effects upon anyone who possesses them. ADHD and autism are distinctly masculine both in terms of the traits that comprise them, and actual diagnostic rates between the sexes. In accordance with the former prediction, diagnostic rates of the masculine disorders ADHD and autism increased dramatically in a world that is hostile to their comprising traits.
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Another reason why I spend too much time on/ thinking about Wikipedia
I found out today that going to any random article and clicking the first link on the page (excluding parenthesis) will always lead you to the Philosophy page. (try it!!!) I found this interesting and wanted to know why. Here's what I came up with. I call it the Network Theory of Abstraction. (That'll be in textbooks in fifty years give or take)
- The first sentence in Wikipedia articles introduces the subject to the reader on the most basic, broad level, that most readers should be familiar with.
- This lends itself to a pattern of increasing abstraction
- Philosophy is the 'end of the line' of abstraction.
Anyway, I just thought this was really, really interesting, and it kind of makes me wonder what other kind of statistical patterns we could find if we could collect and organize all the data on Wikipedia? So at this point you may be asking, "so what"? This is important because no other collection of knowledge has even come close to 1) the sheer volume of information and 2) the internal consistency and inter-correlative nature of Wikipedia's content.
In English: I love Wikipedia.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
ADD is not an adjective, and other assorted grammar gripes
ADD is not an adjective.
Neither is OCD. Both are mental disorders, which constitutes status as a noun.
"You guys" is not grammatically necessary.
The word "you" in the English language can mean an individual, or a group. If it isn't obvious whether you are referring to the group or an individual, there are a multitude of creative ways to imply whom you are addressing, which can really spice up an otherwise dull conversation. And, no, that abomination that goes by the name of "y'all" doesn't count.
I and me.
"These are some pictures of Jan and I."
NO.
How many times have you said "These are some pictures of I?" That's what I thought. I distinctly remember having an argument with my first grade teacher (Mrs. Krosen, for the record) about how she was wrong that you always use "I" when mentioning two people in such a manner. They way to determine if you need to use "I" or "me", is take the other person out of the sentence and write it just like you normally would.
We suck at direct/indirect object stuff.
Let's face it: we suck at knowing when to use who, whom, that, which, etc., so we've come up with some pretty creative ways around this, most of which are more wordy and inconvenient than that which we were attempting to avoid in the first place.
Feminists are to blame for the improper use of "they"
Somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of the 80's, conspiring women decided than the gender-neutral "he" was responsible for the disparity in wages between men and women, and the way to combat this was to force the world to use the tongue-twisting phrase "his or her" when referring to an individual of indefinite gender. Seeing as this was both impractical and just plain stupid, people decided to use the word "they" for the gender-neutral pronoun:
"I don't know who was on the phone but they said to call them back"
Wait, wha? Were you talking to more than one person? Because last time I checked, "they" referred to more than one person. Thanks, ladies.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Cause and effect
It doesn't take a genius to know that the nature of the human mind is frail before the complexity that is our Universe. One topic that I've been giving much thought lately is causality, more casually known as cause and effect. An inquiry into this topic sheds a little light on how fundamentally blind we are to the nature of... uh.. everything.
The water is boiling. Why?
The water is hot. Why?
The water's molecules have a greater density of kinetic energy than the surrounding particles. Why?
The water is on the stove, which is hot. Why is the stove hot? and why is the water on the stove?
I think you guys see what I'm getting at. It is an unavoidable conclusion that every observation is a question, simply by asking, "why"? So at what point along the infinite line of "why's" do we find a satisfactory answer? When we ask "why" and can't even think of a possible answer. This is when we assume we have found causation.
So, is this true?
In a few words: yes and no. Every point along the infinite "why and how" curve is a valid answer to "why did x happen".
So, now that I've managed to fill your head with an amorphous amalgam of aimless abstraction, here's the *ahem* conclusion of this post-
Science seeks to find the "why" behind natural phenomena; inevitably, this will only lead to an exponential increase in the one area of knowledge we can be sure about- what we don't know.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Colorado mother gives newborn amazing creative name
BOULDER, CO- In a stroke of linguistic brilliance, Boulder mother Tracy Potts decided to name her newborn son Kaieydein, making her the harbinger of the future of American culture."At first I thought it was just, Caden, and I was about to write it down, you know, C-A-D-E-N, but then I remembered I'm supposed to ask the mother how she wanted to spell it. So I did," said Jackie Phellps, the attending nurse at Potts' delivery.
Apparently, Potts had other plans. "Well, I don't really remember what really happened to be honest, all that morphine and nitrous. All I do remember is not being sure which way I wanted to spell it. 'Cause there's like C-A-D-E-N, or K-A-I-D-E-N, or K-A-Y-D-E-N, just so many ways."
For privacy purposes, Kaiedein was not photographed.
In her opiate-induced stupor, Potts stumbled across the greatest breakthrough in nomenclature since the mid to late-1800s when people began thinking outside the box and stopped naming their kids the same thing for a few dozen generations before moving on to a different Biblical figure. "Things like this just don't happen every day. As a linguist with a Ph. D. in American nomenclature, you can only dream that something like this can happen within your lifetime.
"This will definitely be a boon for the linguistics department. Nothing has spiked interest in baby names like this since the 80's when women decided all the sudden they wanted to name their baby girls something as androgynous as possible, like Bobby." said Dr. Thomas Miller, head of the University of Pennsylvania Linguistics department. Dr. Miller also stated he is planning on making this a last-minute addition to his upcoming linguistics and naming text, Spelling is for Dweebs- The American Way of Doing Stuff Like Naming Your Kids and Cheating in Scrabble.Yet not every sociocultural advancement is without its detractors. "That's just dumb," said 22 year-old college junior Trent Blackfoot. "He'll probably just end up getting made fun of his whole life."
"What is important to understand about children who get made fun of, is nine out of ten times, it is out of jealousy," says Psychiatrist George Livingston. "It will certainly be hard growing up around children whose lack of parental genius is made obvious by the conventional spellings of their names, but eventually the children will learn to appreciate and accept Kaieydein as the product of unbridled brilliance without seeing him as a threat."Potts says she has big plans for Kaieydein, like somehow explaining why his name fails to follow the most basic rules of spelling, but for now she says she's just going to focus on loving him for who he is. "I can't really remember how his name is spelled, but it's written on his wrist band. But I guess I love him anyway or something" •
Tyler McCord is the Editor-in-Chief of A Creatively Titled Blog.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Global Warming and the pride of scientists

This post is not about how global warming exists, or how global warming doesn't exist. This post is about how the issue of global warming has shamelessly displayed the hubris of the scientific community.
Recently we've been hearing with increasing frequency about how global warming is causing climate change, and how it's displacing millions with drought, hurricanes, etc. What the scientific community has entirely ignored is the fact that our planet is alive. Historians, anthropologists, geologists, biologists, and meteorologists all will passionately attest to Earth's dynamic nature. Yet when we actually witness Earth changing, we soil our pants with worry that we've somehow put a dent in the fragile, tender haven of life that is our Earth.
Baloney.
99% of species to ever exist are extinct. Why? Earth is dynamic. It changes every time you blink. Sea levels rise and fall, glaciers melt and freeze, continents drift apart and collide , carbon cycles are altered, and life just goes on its merry way in spite of it. Any scientist worth his BS (pun intended) will wholeheartedly agree to this. Yet at the first sign of a changing ecosystem, all is lost! Mankind has destroyed Mother Earth from whence he came!
Chill out guys. First off, we're not even sure the climate is changing at all. Second, we're not even sure if this only-probably-existent change is our fault. Third, even if this is our fault, we're only speeding up the inevitable change in climate that results from living on a living planet. On a dime Mother Nature has decided to pump out many times the CO2 we could ever hope to emit in the whole Era of Man in an instant- through volcanoes (obligatory dramatic supervolcano pic to the left). She has done it many times. And guess what? The whole planet is flourishing with life. So now back to my point about the scientific community being excessively prideful. It is only hubris before Science and nature that would lead to such a universal consensus that mankind is soooo powerful as to even be able to dent the world's ecosystem, and that is what's causing so much suffering. Newsflash, guys- catastrophe is the story of life. Catastrophe is life, and it's been that way since the very first bacteria started wiggling around (or since Adam and Eve partook of the Forbidden Fruit, if you're feeling fundamental).
Are we really so prideful that we think we are free from famine, drought, and flood and that we the mighty Homo sapien is the only entity powerful enough to cause such suffering? Are we so arrogant that we think spitting out a few bits of CO2 can stop life from thriving? Yes, it will make ice caps melt, coral reefs become barren, shorelines change, and people become displaced. This is nothing new. We as a species are guilty of supreme hubris in thinking that the dubious effects of our proliferation are anything more than a hiccup in the cycle of life.
I decided to keep it broad this time around for fear of making it too long and boring. If anyone is interested, I could go into the specifics of how life is adapting to the changing environment.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
3 large-scale defense mechanisms used by American society
Splitting
Splitting occurs when an individual is incapable of seeing the coexistence of good and evil. When this happens, people/ groups of people are only capable of being seen as purely good, or purely evil.
How we use it:
In politics: "Either you're one of us or one of them."
"Those amoral liberals are hell-bent on running our nation into the ground."
"Those inbred conservatives are intentionally hindering the progress of our nation to serve their own selfish wants."
"All politicians are selfish and corrupt and cannot be trusted."
Projection
Projection occurs when a person subconsciously denies his own thoughts, attributes, emotions, etc. and 'projects' them on to somebody else.
How we use it:
"My boss/teacher hates me and thinks I'm incompetent."
"Islam inherently despises our culture and wants to destroy it."
"I don't want to call X, she doesn't want to talk to me. I can just tell."
Magical Thinking
Magical thinking is best described as superstition, or a skewed sense of causality. This defense mechanism is possibly the most pervasive in America, and the most unsettling to learn about.
How we use it
In science: We love our science. It cures cancer, puts men on the moon, and makes really big asplosions. We love our science because well, it's right! It uses the scientific method, which has no place for superstition or false beliefs. Right? Yes and no.
In school we learn about how everything is made of teeny, tiny bits of electrically chargedsomething called atoms. All atoms are made of the same three 'elements': Neutrons, protons, and electrons. Now, the neutrons and protons somehow magically stick together, and the electrons spin around the clump of protons and neutrons really really fast. And everything is made of these magical, unseen objects.
Right.
Now contrast that with the sooo obviously wrong theory of the four elements: that everything is made of different combinations of earth, fire, wind, and water.
Which one seems more plausible? The magical invisible balls of electricity, or the four elements that are easily observable by anyone with half a brain? Most people blindly accept atomic theory the same way people blindly accepted the four elements theory. Very very few individuals have been able to witness for themselves that atomic theory is accurate; most of us accept it on blind faith in the mystical "scientific method".
In medicine: A little-known North American tribe called the Narcirema engaged in extremely bizzare healing rituals. First, they believed that all diseases were caused by evil spirits that lived all around them that entered their body through the mouth, eyes, etc. First, the Elder Mothers would give a possessed tribe member a mystical drink known as "living waters" because of its effervescent properties and occasionally small bits of a magical tree bark called Livda Nirpsa. When this did not work, the possessed would be taken to a large, inter-tribal temple known as The Latipsoh. There the afflicted would be permitted to enter only if he had a good enough reputation with the money-exchangers. If not, no matter how sick or afflicted, he would not be allowed to enter. Once inside the Latipsoh, the tribe member would be given many intoxicating substances and forced to undergo torturous, sadistic cutting rituals in which 'good spirits' would be placed inside the body by Witch Doctors. Very few would survive the Narcirema healing rituals.
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That being said, I do believe that modern science is valid as a result of my own objective inquiries, but most people believe it the same way Native Americans believed in magical spirits.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
5 things I love about BYU-I
Rexburg, Idaho
My response to the above situations
"Ohh like termite!"
- It's in Idaho. ಠ_ಠ
- 17,527 residents
- 5.0 square miles
- Average temperature: 35°F
- Average wind speed: 14 knots. Rexburg literally blows.
- 98 % republican. This is a very 'unique' brand of conservatism. Yes that's a euphemism. (A group of schoolchildren brought honor to Rexburg by chanting "Assassinate Obama! Assassinate Obama!" on a school bus)
- 100% boring.
The Spirit of Ricks
Since the transition from a 2-year Junior College named Ricks College into the 4-year University named BYU-Idaho, a prevailing mission of the school was to preserve the 'unique atmosphere' found on campus. "Everybody's so friendly". "I feel like I can ask any question in class without feeling stupid." "My professors are really understanding and cut us a lot of slack." Now, I'm not one to speak above the accreditation agencies, but I question the academic rigor of a university that actively seeks to appear as a Junior College.
"But It's still a good school!!"
The No Shorts rule.
I just can't avert my lustful eyes from sexy knees.
I love High School
"My mom called and told me I got a 50 on my homework, but it was only one day late."
"Well I usually don't accept late work, but I gave you credit just this once."
"What?! Ugh oh my gosh."
"Oh my gosh, my mom signed me up for all the wrong classes!"- 22 year old Junior
"Now I don't mean to brag, but BYU-I has logged over 1200% more tutoring hours than BYU-
Provo, yet they usually say that Provo is better academically. Heheheh."- Professor
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False religious and political dogma
[learning about Church's stance on personal liberty and property rights] "And nowadays certain individuals who shall remain unnamed are trying to take away our rights to managing our own property by forcing us to get things like healthcare the way they want"
[super-leet science professor is explaining how evolution isn't against the Gospel to an angry Utah-rd] "Are you serious?! If evolution is true than we're no different from monkeys! And God said that mankind is different from all other animals!"
"Well, no, evolution doesn't say we evolved from mon-"
"If we're based off monkeys, we're basically monkeys."
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Added Bonus!
"Alright class, time for a quick anthropology lesson. What does the suffix 'ite' mean? Think about Israelite, Nephite, Bethlehemite..."
"Ohh like termite!"
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Pull out All the Stops
I stumbled across this website called pulloutallthestops.org. Pull Out All the Stops is a fundraiser trying to gather 2.3 million Euros to restore a historic pipe organ. 2.3 million Euros is a lot of money. A lot. So I asked the question, what's the big deal with this organ anyway?
But still, 2.3 million Euros is a lot of money. I'll cut straight to my point; this is a prodigious waste of money.
Upon further investigation, I discovered it is housed in the Royal Festival Hall in the UK. It is a world renowned performance center. It was built in 1951 but the organ housed inside quickly degraded. It is understandable that someone would want to restore such a stunning instrument. I mean come on, it's pretty dang impressive.
I love music. It expresses emotions that words do not convey. The cultivation of music is one of mankind's great triumphs. This does not justify blowing a couple mil on a dubiously-historic, obsolete musical instrument. A pipe organ does humanity no good. It may make us feel happy for a short while, but that's only the microscopic fraction of us who hear it. And the even smaller fraction who are educated and 'civil' enough to appreciate it. And the even smaller fraction who remember it. What advantage does a pipe organ have over a $500 Yamaha keyboard? It looks prettier and doesn't require an amp. What advantage does a keyboard have over an organ? Portability, accessibility, diverse range of sounds, ease of maintenance, and so on. So why bother preserving the organ? Historical significance? The exceptional music it makes?
I think it is the elitist, snobbish, Ivory Tower mentality that dominated the Western Classical tradition that it's followers are attempting to preserve. Music belongs to all of us. It unites us, brings out the good in us. Music should be no respecter of persons. The pipe organ is arguably the most impractical, high-maintenance, and utterly obsolete instrument on Earth. By design, it is absurdly exclusive, only available to the highly trained and educated. So no, I will keep my money and maybe buy a $10 CD that would do the world a hundred times the good this useless hunk of metal would.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Dichotomies, Paradoxes, and Pessimists
People call me a pessimist because I see the negative. I reject this notion. Here's why.Take a look at the picture to the left. What is it? Some see a vase, others see two faces looking at each other. Which one is it?
Yes.
Two sides of the same coin. There is no vase without two faces, and there are no faces without the vase. One can not exist without the other. So what I'm saying is, the existence of one object makes us see two objects. In reality, they are one; perfectly unified. Unfortunately, our puny minds are incapable of comprehending such an object, the same way we can never ever see all six sides of a cube. But nonetheless, it is one perfectly unified object. This is a dichotomy.
The same applies to good and bad. We all know that there is no good without evil, and vice versa. "Good" does not exist in a vacuum; it is eternally contrasted against evil, hence the necessity of there being "opposition in all things". Personally, I see the negative.
A perfect understanding of the negative perfectly outlines everything that is positive.
Now, how does this make me different from a pessimist? A pessimist does not see the dichotomy. A pessimest beleives evil exists in a vacuum, so he distorts his perception to see everything that is evil and ignore evil's very real limits. Yes, a pessimist is a negative thinker. Yes, an optimist is a positive thinker. Only looking at one or the other is irrational and distorted.
This is why I am an optimistic pessimist. Some say this is factually impossible. They are wrong. It is a dichotomy that I can see that very few others let themselves see.
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